I Wish I’d Been in That Meeting: Facebook’s Shame-O-Gram.

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I wish I’d been in that meeting. You know… the one where Facebook decided to hire a scary blue chip law firm to threaten a small non-profit anti-litter campaign over infringing its Instagram trademark. What this case represents is no less than an attempt to privatise aspects of the English language itself.

I Wish I’d Been in That Meeting: Breitbart Implodes Under Weight of its Own Irony

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I wish I’d been in that meeting. You know, the one where Breitbart news executives experienced an existential crisis. That’s quite rare for a news network.

I Wish I’d Been in That Meeting: The New Day

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I wish I’d been in that meeting. The one where Trinity Mirror staff brainstormed the idea for a new kind of daily newspaper. That must have been quite a thing. A room full of newspaper execs and seasoned editorial staff, throwing out rulebooks and old fashioned thinking. The result… A DAILY NEWSPAPER.

I Wish I’d Been in That Meeting: Inside Asda’s “panic room”

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I wish I’d been in that meeting, the one where Asda bosses started screaming like Chief Brody in Jaws, that they would “need a bigger boat.” The red mist descended on Asda in January and since then they’ve been in full on panic mode behind the scenes.

I Wish I’d Been in That Meeting: Twitter’s New Trust and Safety Council

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I wish I’d been in that meeting, the one where Twitter decided to create its new Trust and Safety Council. According to Twitter’s most vocal free speech activists (aka Trolls), this is an Orwellian suppression of free speech by radical feminists, homosexuals, jews, islamists and the left-wing liberal media.

I Wish I’d Been in That Meeting: Volkswagen

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I wish I’d been in that meeting… You know, the one where the secretive board of VW bosses decided their future direction. The message is clear. It’s electic all the way.

I Wish I’d Been in That Meeting: Top Gear

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Imagine what sort of grim circumstances would drive a top TV executive to walk out just a couple of months before the new series is due to air?

I Wish I’d Been in That Meeting: Phone Shop Idol

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What sort of thinking would shape the commissioning of a six-part documentary series for the 10pm Tuesday evening…